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Urgent Question
It looks as if the government will legislate early next year for a complete overhaul of the immigration system so that more people can be deported more quickly and so that appeals against refused claims will be reduced to pretty much nil. This was made clear today during an urgent question by former Tory immigration minister Caroline Noakes. She became notorious when she was immigration minister for blocking asylum seekers from her Twitter page when they desperately tried to find out why she hadn’t replied to their letters. But today she was trying to sound horrified when she pointed out that asylum seekers were being put into camps in the UK without running water. But her real point seemed to be that they should be deported straightaway and not be accommodated at all. The reference to the absence of running water was slightly awkward for the immigration minister (a slightly jittery creature whose name, I think, was Phipp), who’d turned up with a line insisting that all accommodation provided was impeccable and in line with legally required standards. He kept repeating this mantra, or rather reading it out carefully, whenever anybody referred to the obvious dilapidation of many parts of what is called the “asylum estate”. But Caroline was no doubt pleased to hear that “in the next six months” a comprehensive overhaul would be given to “our failed immigration and asylum system”. The reforms would ensure that asylum seekers would be required to apply for asylum in other countries like France or Italy, “which are safe countries, civilised countries like ours”, “or indeed”, as one member put it, “like Greece”. If they turn up on our shores, they will be speedily dispatched back to the first European country they allegedly passed through (over, or even under) so that they can apply there. The reforms would likewise ensure that smuggling gangs would no longer be able to benefit from exploiting vulnerable people (nobody explained why this would be so, and the thought occurred to me that the reforms might make such exploitation more likely). Moreover (and this must have been important because lots of honourable members spoke about this), “greedy lawyers”, described by Sir Edward Leigh as “so-called human rights lawyers”, would no longer be able to “waste taxpayers’ money” on “spurious” appeals against refused asylum applications. Nobody gave an example of this practice.
So it does look as if Labour leader Keir Starmer will be presented next year with this test of his mettle. What will he do? I predict he will whip MPs to abstain in the early stages, put amendments later and, when they’re lost, he will whip MPs to vote for the legislation. That way, he will have “sent messages” to everybody, but at the end of the day he will have sent the message he most wants to send: that “Labour understands the electorate’s concerns about immigration.”
It’s a wicked world.