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Be kinky, be brazen – be President?

What they will do to get into the White House. According to the Washington Post, Louisiana governor Bobby Jindal put his case to be a Republican presidential candidate to a group of evangelical pastors last Friday (see link below), telling the story of his journey “from Hinduism to Protestant Christianity”. Bobby “recalled talking with a girl in high school who wanted to ‘save his soul'”, and he recalled “feeling a stir while watching a movie that depicted Jesus on the cross.” Now, this is kinky beyond kinky. Have a word with somebody, Bobby, please. It’s not too late.
But then we come to the hard-nosed bit. The poor darling “does not have an obvious pool of activist supporters to help drive excitement” for his candidacy in the presidential race. So what does he do? He starts “harnessing his religious experience in a way that has begun to appeal to parts of the GOP’s religious conservatives.”
That’s my boy! Be shameless!
And keep up the kinkiness. The evangelical pastors he met over dinner in Lynchburg, Virginia, seemed to appreciate it. They enthused that “his intimate descriptions of his experiences stand out.”
Amen, brother. Pass me them old nails!
Here’s the story: http://wapo.st/1g1R8Fe

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